Don Q 7 Years Old, Appleton Estate V/X Signature Blend, Lemon Hart Original Overproof 151 Rum
Lime, Grapefruit, Falernum, Grenadine Syrup, Cinnamon Syrup (A dark, rum-packed potion that’ll choke you with flavor, but no mercy.)
$60
The Volcanosa (Groups 4)
The Volcanosa is a towering tiki twist on the mimosa, built for those who believe brunch should be an event. With a bottle and a half of Chloe Prosecco, a splash of Dry Curaçao, and nearly an entire pineapple’s worth of juice, it’s a citrus-fueled eruption of bubbly excess.
$100
The Pirate’s Punchbowl (Group of 6)
Here’s the deal: We’re not telling you what’s in the bowl. It’s like a cannonball into uncharted waters, but don’t worry—our lifeguards (a.k.a. bartenders) are trained professionals. This massive, mysterious cocktail is served in a bowl big enough to require its own zip code, and let's just say, if you can’t swim, you’d better start learning quick. Dive in, take the plunge, and prepare for a tidal wave of flavor that will have you swimming in the deep end all night long. Just remember, drink responsibly!
$85
SWAN-ZILLA (Groups of 8)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the pond... nature's most aggressive necks are back at it in the brawl of the beaked! Witness feathered fury as Swanzilla, destroyer of bread crumbs, faces off against his long-lost evil cousin Swan Kong, who’s been doing pushups in a koi pond and is mad as flock.
Buildings will fall. Necks will stretch. And somewhere, a child will cry because their baguette got obliterated mid-flight.
It’s claws vs. cause. It’s elegance vs. eggstinction. It’s... absolutely quackers.
$100
MECA-SWAN-ZILLA (Groups of 8)
Forged in a Swedish vodka lab and powered by pure dad energy, Meca-Swanzilla is 100% stainless sass and citrus sassault. When regular Swanzilla got too emotional, scientists said, “Screw it, let’s make one out of metal and give it better juice.”
This elegant abomination runs on Absolut Elyx, and runs through feelings with lemon, lime, almond orgeat, and just a little grenadine for dramatic flair. It's tropical, tart, and entirely too advanced for your average bird bath.
Warning: May cause involuntary dance moves and metallic honking.
$100
Margaritas
Margaritas
Strawberry / Lychee / Passionfruit
$15
High Tides & Low Morals
The Best Year
Vodka, Licor 43, Blue Curacao, Lime Cordial, Orange Juice - (The Best Year cocktail was so good, even a time traveler ordered seconds—twice, just to relive the moment!)
Cocktail:$16
Mai Tai
Planteray Rum 3 Stars Rum, Worthy Park 109 Dark Rum, Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao, Lime juice, Orgeat Syrup - (Legend says the Mai Tai was born when a pirate mixed rum with island treasures, and accidentally invented paradise in a glass!)
$15
nuts
French Party Punch
Hennessy VS Cognac, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Lime
Orange Juice, Grenadine Syrup - (At a Parisian bash, French Party Punch turned a shy mime into a dance floor sensation—granted, with a zany hat!)
$17
gluten, nuts
New Orleans Hurricane
Tiki Rock Privateer rum, Lime Juice, Orange juice, Passion fruit Syrup, Grenadine (Whirl into paradise with Appleton Estate, passion fruit, and a splash of mischief. Warning: may cause spontaneous dancing!)
$15
Passionately
Tequila Blanco, Lime, Orange Juice, and Passion Fruit Puree Syrup (Passionately" is like your ex—tart, sweet, and packs a punch!)
$16
Jungle Bird
Plantation Original Dark Rum, Campari, Pineeapple Juice, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup (A tropical toucan’s bad decision—dark rum, Campari, pineapple chaos, lime sass, and sugar—served with feathers ruffled and spirit lifted.)
$15
El Toro
Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, Passion Fruit Puree Syrup, Lime Juice, Reg Red Bull (A volcano in a glass: Del Maguey Vida meets passion fruit syrup, lime zing, and Red Bull for tiki fun.)
$14
Not so Sour
Tincup Whiskey Bourbon, Lazzaroni Amaretto, Lime Juice, Orgeat, Pineapple Juice (This tropical outlaw wrangles whiskey and amaretto into a tiki tango your tastebuds won’t forget!)
$15
nuts
Perfect Lady
Tyler's City of London Dry Gin, Mathilde Peche Liqueur, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup (A dainty dame with a gin-soaked secret—peachy, tart, and ready to ruin your good manners. Sip with caution.)
$15
Aloha Plates
OYSTERS
bass point oysters from Nantucket, MA for $2 each!
$2
BURGER ROLLS
Crispy wonton-wrapped mini burger bites filled with seasoned beef, onions, peppers and melty cheese
cooked to order, dairy, gluten, shellfish, soy, wheat
PUA PUA CHICHARRON
Succulent, crispy pork belly, slow-roasted and seared for the perfect crunch. Served with fluffy yellow rice, golden fries, and sweet caramelized plantains, plus a side of house-made dipping sauces for the perfect island feast. Rich, crispy, and packed with tropical flavor (serves about 2-3)
romaine hearts, croutons, parmesan, house caesar dressing
$14
dairy, egg, fish
Totem Bowls
SEARED SALMON
Lightly drizzled with honey sriracha paired with a seaweed salad next to a side of white rice. can substitute for Tofu at no extra cost. can substitute for yellow rice at no extra cost.
$20
cooked to order, fish, gluten, sesame, soy
BEEF AND BROCCOLI
Sliced beef seared tossed with a brown gravy with broccoli over yellow rice. can substitute for Tofu at no extra cost. can substitute for white rice at no extra cost.
$18
gluten, soy
PEPPER STEAK
Tender slices of beef stir-fried with crisp bell peppers and onions in a rich, savory garlic-soy sauce over yellow rice. can substitute for Tofu at no extra cost. can substitute for white rice at no extra cost.
$18
gluten, sesame, soy
KUNG PAO CHICKEN
sautéed chicken, red and green peppers, celery, roasted peanuts, spicy chili peppers, yellow rice. can substitute for Tofu at no extra cost. can substitute for white rice at no extra cost.
This dish features crispy, golden-fried chicken tossed in a sweet, tangy, and slightly boozy rum-infused glaze. The sauce blends dark rum, pineapple juice, soy sauce, honey, garlic, and ginger creating a bold and tropical depth of flavor over yellow rice. can substitute for Tofu at no extra cost. can substitute for white rice at no extra cost.
$18
gluten, sesame, soy
Sides
GARLIC SAUTEED EDAMAME
coarse sea salt or Shichimi chili salt
$9
cooked to order, soy, vegan
TRUFFLE FRIES
$11
cooked to order, vegetarian
FRIES
$7
FRIED PLANTAINS
$6
BOK CHOY
Steamed Bok Choy, Oyster Sauce
$6
shellfish, soy
YELLOW RICE
Sazon seasoned
$6
WHITE RICE
$6
Ohana Sweets
TRES LECHES
indulge in a rich, creamy, and ultra-moist dessert soaked in a luscious blend of sweetened condensed milk and evaporated milk, giving every bite a decadent, melt-in-your-mouth texture
$12
dairy, egg, gluten, wheat
PASSION FLAN
house made flan with a passion fruit drizzle
$12
CHURRO BITES
Mini churros served with a chocolate dipping sauce
$8
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness. Please inform your server of any allergies you or your party might have. Please note that an 18% gratuity will be automatically added to all checks for parties of 6 or more. Additionally, from Thursday to Saturday, a flat 18% gratuity will be applied to all checks from 10 pm to 2 am.
IPA
Harpoon IPA
16oz (Can) IPA, 5.9% ABV - Massachusetts
$10
Domestic Beer
Coors Light
16oz (Can) Light Lager, 4.2% ABV - Colorado
$8
Corona
16oz (Can) Lager, 4.6% ABV - Mexico
$9
Red Stripe
16oz (Can) Amber Lager 4.7% ABV - Jamaica
$8
Colt 45
16oz (Can) Malt Liquor, 5.61% ABV - Wisconsin
$6
Allagash White
16oz (Can) Belgian-style wheat, 5.2% ABV - Maine
$12
Ciders
Carlson Orchards Honeycrisp
16oz (Can) Cider 5% ABV, - Massachusetts
$12
1911 Established Rose Cider
16oz (Can) Cider 6.7% ABV. - New York
$12
Seltzer
High Noon Peach
12oz (Can) 4.5% Vodka Selzer - Modesto, CA
$10
High Noon Watermelon
12oz (Can)
4.5% ABV, Vodka Selzer - Modesto, CA
$10
Suntory Seltzer
$9
Stout
Guinness Draught
14.9 oz (Can) ABV: 4.2% Country: Ireland
$8
Rum (Rhum)
Don Q Reserva 7 year Rum - Puerto Rico $12
Plantation 3 Star - Barbados $11
Plantation Original Dark - Barbados $11
Dos Maderas 5+3 - Spain $13
Don Papa 7 Year- Philippines $13
Hamilton 151 Overproof Rum - Guyana $13
English Harbour Rum 5 Year- Antigua $13
Banks 7 Golden Age Blend - Trinidad $13
El Dorado Rum 12 Year- Guyana $13
Single Malt & Blends
Suntory Whisky Toki - Japan $13
Royal Salute 21 - Blend $26
Lochlea Distillery Sowing Edition - Single Malt $21
Oban 14 - Single Malt $28
Stranahan's sherry cask (Colorado) - Blend $25
Vodka & Gin
Titos Vodka - Texas $13
Absolut Elyx - Sweden $15
Grey Goose - France $18
Tyler's City Of London Dry Gin - London $13
Hendrick's Gin - Scotland $14
Procera Gin (Blue Dot) - African $29
Tequila & Mezcal
Jose Cuervo Tradicional Blanco - Jalisco, Mexico $13
Codigo 1530 Blanco - Jalisco, Mexico $14
Codigo 1530 Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $21
Hotel California Reposado - Jalisoc, Mexico $18
Flecha Azul Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $17
Del Maguey Vida- Oaxaca, Mexico $13
Dos Primos Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $17
Don Fulano Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $19
Don Julio Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $25
Don Julio 1942 50ml - Jalisco Mexico $35
La Gritona Reposado - Jalisco, Mexico $16
Whisk(e)y
Tin Cup Bourbon - USA $12
Bushmills Irish Whiskey - Ireland $13
Bushmills Irish 10 year - Ireland $23
Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond Bourbon - USA $12
Old Grand-Dad 16 Years Old Straight Bourbon Whiskey $58
Silkie Irish Whiskey - Ireland $25
Brandy
Hennessy VS - France $18
Deau URB'N de Luxe Cognac - France $20
Aperitif & Amaro
Fernet-Branca - Italy $11
Jeppson's Malort - Illinois $13
Montenegro - Italy $13
Averna - Italy $12
Cynar - Italy $13
Campari - Italy $13
Aperol - Italy $12
Carpano Antica Formula - Italy $12
Punt E Mes Rosso - Italy $12
White & Rose
Santa Rita 120 Reserva Especial Pinot Grigio
Region: Central Valley Country: Chile
Glass$12
Bottle$53
Santa Julia Reserva Chardonnay
Region: Mendoza Country: Argentina
Glass$12
Bottle$50
Cono Sur Bicicleta Reserva Sauvignon Blanc
Country: Chile - Organic, Sustainable, Vegan
Glass -$10
Bottle -$40
Red
1865 Wines Pinot Noir Tayu Valle de Malleco
California
Glass$12
Bottle$35
Kaiken Ultra Malbec
Region: Mendoza Country: Argentina
Glass:$20
Bottle:$80
La Misión Cabernet Sauvignon Gran Reserva
Region: Central Valley - Chile Country: Chile
Glass:$14
Bottle:$70
Montes Alpha Pinot Noir Aconcagua Coast
Region: Aconcagua Country: Chile
Glass:$24
Bottle:$94
Sparkling
Moet & Chandon Imperial Rose
Appellation: Champagne Region: Champagne Country: France
ABV: 12%
